OFF THE MARK: Brewers in Slump After Fan Forgets Lucky Jacket
by Mark Intentionally
The Brewers lost their fifth in a row on Tuesday afternoon, dropping their record to 5-8. The slow start comes as a disappointment as Milwaukee switched ownership on the offseason and recently signed pitcher Ben Sheets to a formidable 4-year contract. Many fans hoped the Brewers would begin an ascent into contention this season, but the tide may be turning and early, much to the sadness of the Brewers faithful.
The slump is particularly disappointing to Milwaukee fans after they learned the slump may have been turned around if not for Brewers fan Tad Lipman, who forgot to wear his lucky jacket to the game, which was against the L.A. Dodgers.
"I just forgot," Tad said in a postgame interview. "I just forgot it in my closet. What can I say? The Brew Crew never loses when I wear that jacket. Never."
Tad's buddy, Wilson Calbot of Tucsano, Wisconsin agreed with that.
"We only use the jacket in very, very tight spots. We could have used it today against LA. If Tad had his jacket we all would've been patting him on the back for good luck," Wilson said.
The Brews had taken an early lead only to see it slip away by late inning heroics on the Dodgers. Heroics that never would have happened if Tad had been wearing his lucky jacket.
"It never fails," he said. "Next time I won't forget it."
Milwaukee's #1 starter Ben Sheets hopes that Tad won't forget it "next time," tomorrow as Sheets takes the ball to try to reverse the streak.
"It makes the utmost difference," Ben Sheets said. "Not just what Tad is wearing, but what anyone watching the game is wearing. Also, what they are eating, where they are sitting on the couch. That type of thing. It's not a superstition it's a fact. We need all the luck we can get!"

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In a related story: Ben attends games at Shea Thursday, Friday and Saturday and the Metrolpolitans win all three. Deciding to attend his nephew's christening instead of Sunday's game, predictably led to a Mets loss.
Freaky.
On another note, while the seats were great and Friday's game featured a one-hit performance by Aaron Heilman, it was certainly not worth the $1,000 I paid for the ticket. Inflation's a bitch.
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Anonymous, at Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Matty Scrooge charges 1k for a magical ticket and ends the mets' winning streak.
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Anonymous, at Wednesday, April 20, 2005
let's go brewers!
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Anonymous, at Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Way to go Matt! If Tad and his jacket are really that important, maybe we can use him at Knicks' games next year! Why not use him to bring back the NHL? Hell, I might as well buy his ass anytime I need luck. Isn't he the new Pope?
-Rumbles
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Anonymous, at Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Mark, was it really worth it to travel all the way to Milwaukee just to interview Tad Hamilton? I mean I know it is your favorite movie and all...Win A DAte With Tad HAmilton...but come on!
-Wafwaus
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Anonymous, at Wednesday, April 20, 2005
i wasn't the only one, press from all over the country went to visit Tad. And yes i love that movie WIN A DATE WITH TAD HAMILTON it's my favorite movie since BLACK KNIGHT with Martin Lawrence.
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Anonymous, at Wednesday, April 20, 2005
now we're "press" huh? press this!
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Anonymous, at Wednesday, April 20, 2005
i think i was actually, clinically dumber after spending and hour watching 'Black Knight'
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Anonymous, at Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Black Knight was a classic!
Khalid
The only black writer on Pretentious
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Anonymous, at Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Black Knight had its moments
-Rumbles, the only hispanic writer on Pretentious...beat that Khalid!
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Anonymous, at Wednesday, April 20, 2005
F that! Black Knight sucked.
-somdum guy.
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Anonymous, at Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Black Knight was good. But Blue Streak was Martin's crowning acheivement.
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Anonymous, at Thursday, April 21, 2005
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