BAD NEWS FOR STEELERS: Colts Fan Will Attend Game

Reports indicate that Indianapolis native and Colts diehard Warren L. Littlevain, 26, a postman, will be attending Sunday’s AFC division playoff featuring the Steelers at Indianapolis.

Littlevain was told by friends he “had” to come to Sunday’s game, though Littlevain’s work schedule was seen as a “barrier.” Furthermore, Littlevain had not accumulated any vacation days so early in 2006.

“We need him at the tailgaiting, in the stands with us, Warren is the best, man!” said Littlevain’s associate Merril Duboise, 28.

“I wanted to be able to have a few beers during at the Colts big game against the Steelers… I wouldn’t even go if I didn’t have the day off Monday,” he told Pretentious Sports. Things looked grim for the Colts, until a revelation occurred to Littlevain. “I realized it was Martin Luther King so I had the day off anyway.” The unexpected development was clearly a plus for the Colts fan and the Colts themselves, though the Pittsburgh Steelers did not offer comment on this development.