THE OLYMPICS: 5 Random Thoughts from Someone Who Doesn't Care

1. How exactly does a luge athelete become a luge athlete? Like are there places in the world that kids are luging at the park with dreams of someday going pro? Honestly...

2. If Brokeback Mountain is an Academy Awards nominee for depicting a homosexual love story, the two-man luge shoulda been an Oscar contender years ago.

3. Curling proves that even mopping and sweeping can get the Olympic recognition it deserves.

4. Winter Game ideas: freestyle or timed snowman building.

5. Figure skating is to sports as a movie with Carrot Top is to film. I won't say it isn't a sport, but it's the type of sport I would never watch.