The week in sports from the weak in sports: 10/27

What the Pretentious Sports world was talking about this week...

World Series Game 4 rained out - The rainy conditions may cause more mysetrious mud spots on the palms of all starting pitchers for the rest of the series.

Cowboys' Romo to start, Bledsoe to sit - The past has told us Bledsoe does his best work watching from the sidelines.

New York Giants' Barber says he may call it quits after the season - If you think that's bad, my barber calls it quits 4 p.m. every day.

Oakland Raiders win first game of the season - Head Coach Art Shell at the post game press conference: "It was a tough loss, every loss wears on you... Oh wait, we won!?!"

Despite rumors, Arod reportedly will stay with New York Yankees - A relieved New York media celebrated, having been afraid with Arod gone, they might have had to actually write about baseball.

St. Louis one win away from a championship - One win may not seem like a lot, until you consider one win is 10 percent of the Cards entire regular season total.

Bill Cowher says Roethlisberger looks ready to play against Raiders on Sunday - Let's face it, anyone looks ready to play when it's against the Raiders. Including Liza Minelli, Rip Taylor, and your grandmother.

Refs call early end to Montreal Canadiens/Boston Bruins game when fans throw trash on ice - Absolutely shocking news in the sports world. Not because of the trash-throwing, but because that means there are actually still hockey fans.

Bruce Bochy announced as new San Francisco Giants manager - Which makes the 51-year old manager the youngest person on the entire Giants staff.

Yao Ming sprains ankle in preseason game - Ming says it's not serious, but it still took 700 yards of medical tape to wrap the ankle.